Monday, August 24, 2009

New Poll!

Congrats to Stacey and the Burning Sensation, the BSC book you guys all wanted to read. You guys are all sick fucks. What am I saying, I voted for that one, too. This month and a half-ish's poll is voting on who you think is the hottest man candy. Here are our nominees!

Jake Ryan: Sexy man of Sixteen Candles. Google "Jake Ryan syndrome," I'm convinced I have it. I'd still do him.

Bruce Patman: Rich. Wears a sweater tied around his shoulders. Drives a Porsche with the coolest vanity plate in the history of the world (even cooler than mine). Even more self-centered than Jessica.

Beau Andreas: Open up All That Glitters by V.C. Andrews and gaze upon that fine blonde piece of man. Yum! May leave you while you're pregnant for your twin.

Randy Zak: Still standing by my theory that Randy tucks one back.

15 comments:

Sadako said...

I went with Jake. Even though he was an absolute a douchebag for the way he behaved with his girlfriend Caroline. In terms of just physical appearance, he was pretty gorgeous.

snappleaddict said...

"Leave me alone!" *door slam*
That part always makes me laugh. I went with Jake too, because his man beauty is timeless.

seasonsoflove05 said...

JAKE JAKE JAKE! Does anyone remember when that actor was in Mermaids and Charlotte Flax totes fell in LUV with him? I adore Mermaids!

snappleaddict said...

Nobody wants to take a spiky mullet ride? (Just pretend that made sense.)

snappleaddict said...

Oh yeah, and if anyone has a band, they need to name themselves Stacey and the Burning Sensations. I will update every day for the rest of my life if that happens. California Diaries and Garden of Shadows will become a reality. Make it happen, 3 people who still read this.

lemurcat04 said...

For whatever it's worth, my fantasy all-chick ska band in college was called "Vagiskat". Our first record was called "That Burning Feeling" and the first single was "Fire in my crotch". We were subtle.

And I also vote for Jake Ryan. He might have been a total bitch to Caroline, but she trashed his house.

snappleaddict said...

Caroline did trash the house, and way more than just some garbage (barbells through the floor, anyone?) I got the feeling that the house trashing wasn't just a one time deal, either.

I should just end the poll now. Not even 1BRUCE1 can stand up to Jake Ryan's sexiness. That is power.

blue828 said...

Was Beau Andreas blond? I thought he had dark hair and a little 'stache. I always pictured him as Ethan Hawke, circa Reality Bites and Before Sunrise. So, I'd pick him in a heartbeat.

Sadako said...

True, Caroline trashed the house but then it got all date rapey when Jake basically gave her to Farmer Ted. That's why I think he's an asshole.

Ames said...

But would Farmer Ted have actually even done anything? Not forgiving his behaviour but Ted seemed pretty harmless. I voted team Jake too, just going on the hotness!

snappleaddict said...

Jake is so going to smoke everyone's ass, no contest. I should've put Jordan Catalano in there too for some competition. I'm going to have another poll and then an all-stars round.

As for the comment on Beau looking like Ethan Hawke, it's all up to your imagination. That's what I love about books. I do recall VCA saying he came back from France with a gay little mustache. I'm just going by the pic on All That Glitters, which my pubescent friends and I always went wild over. And I know, I know, that could be Paul, but I want it to be Beau, so it's Beau!

snappleaddict said...

Hey, blue828, Randy's beating out Beau for sexiest man candy. Get your vote in before I close this ho!

Yeah, I'm going to close this one early and make a Round 2 (Round 2 will definitely contain Jordan Catalano, so break out that flannel and get ready to lean well, ladies!). I'm also going to eliminate fictional characters, I think. I'll close this when I can think of two other beauties and one person to make you laugh to go up against that blue eyed beauty.

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TessieBambos said...

Jake.
Jake.
Jake.
Jake.

I just love the sound of his name. -swoons-

Making a band. Totally naming it Stacey and the Burning Sensations. Well, if my friends agree. They lack so much awesomeness, I swear. Would you believe they have never heard of the BSC? -shakes head.-

:)Hey! My word verification is copicat! I love that. Yes, even the smallest of things humours me!